道德的勇氣

下班時下著大雨，美麗的心情壞了一半
不過想到連放兩天假，便情不自禁哼起歌來

來到每天必停的紅燈，是一條大的三叉路口
突然，對面有一名白目騎士逆向行駛
不僅如此，他還加快速度闖紅燈，實在夠靠夭也夠危險的了

此時雨下得正大，一輛小貨車為了閃避這名「逆向闖紅燈」的男子
緊急煞車，來個360度大迴轉，接著衝上二十公分高的人行道上，停住
宛如電影情節的畫面在眼前上演，這是發生瞎密代誌啊？！
可惡的是，白目騎士一丁點事都沒有，逃之夭夭了

精采戲碼播出完畢，同時也綠燈了準備散戲
我邊騎邊回頭看那輛小貨車司機有沒有事
但我越想越不對，外觀看來似乎沒什麼大礙
可是以那樣的速度衝上人行道，如果司機沒有繫安全帶
撞擊力還是很可觀的，為什麼沒有人上前查看呢？
為什麼沒有人幫他叫救護車呢？
我....為什麼要在看完好戲後跟著大家一起徜徉而去呢？
如果司機頭破血流無法自救怎麼辦？
這就是道德的勇氣

「現代人普遍缺乏道德的勇氣」
慈濟世界裡一句發人省思的話

Teachers Jokes

Three jokes by BORING-TIME STORIES: TEACHERS JOKES....


JOKES 1

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!


JOKES 2

A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.

Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning math?"

The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."


JOKES 3

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6' "
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?' "
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"
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不太懂第二篇的笑點在哪
懂的人解釋一下吧！