騎騎騎~騎到外婆橋

開學前一天
又和我的旅遊夥伴謝揆來趟機車行
這次只去彰化二水
目的 騎 單 車
我想真的該為我們兩個取一個團名了

蚊猩與謝揆的團名
	謝 揆 與 他 的 秘 書 自 助 旅 行 團
	千 馨 萬 苦 自 助 旅 行 團
	文 武 智 慧 自 助 旅 行 團
	明 道 英 四 A 搞 蕭 郎 二 人 組
	中 南 部 玩 透 透 機 車 二 人 組
	陳 趙 單 薄 姊 妹 淘
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以上六個團名讓大家票選
各位看官如有更好的ideas
請~留~言~多~謝~
以後我和謝揆出去就舉團旗、穿團服
.......................
笑ㄟ
歹年冬 搞蕭郎

who am I ?

我這個人實在沒有什麼感觸
連寫一篇網誌都沒有感覺
生活中有許多當下是當時才有心境的
當我要把心境轉換成文字時
那種震撼早已遺忘九霄雲外
難怪國高中作文總是拿低分
whatever

喜歡夜晚騎機車兜風
這種感覺不知如何形容
看著景物往後跑
遠方燈景閃爍
涼風迎面吹來
真的好愜意

喜歡一件事一天內完成
除了學校報告之外
不然我會渾身不自在
這種習慣也許是好的
who knows?

喜歡把缺的東西一次買齊
不管日常用品或是衣服
也不管花多少錢
反正一次補足
往後就不會再花錢了
這也是我的習慣

who am I
誰 是 我
我 是 誰
我都不是誰
誰都不是我
神經

OOOXXX

最後一個暑假
我在做什麼？
好像沒有
照慣例打工
考了沒有把握的托福
因為工作沒啥看書
再一次「憑實力」上戰場
成績一定慘不忍睹

同學們的遠大抱負
我在做什麼？
上班下班睡覺
仍然
上班下班睡覺
客人建議我參加長榮招考
地勤空勤都好
老媽叫我報名駕訓班
今年賺的少
怎麼敢去找？

四顆星

歷經一個月
終於動手寫部落格了

考慮好久
今天下定決心把頭髮燙捲
滿意等級~四顆星

正版與歪版的"Beat It"

大家一定要先看Michael Jackson的正版"Beat it"
再看"Weird Al"Yankovic改版後的"Eat It"
才知道笑點在哪裡
注意聽歌詞有何不同
保證讓你捧腹大笑！


Michael Jackson-Beat it

Beat It歌詞:

They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it

You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll kick you, then they beat you,
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Chorus
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it

"Weird Al" Yankovic~Eat It

Eat It 歌詞:

How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well don't you know that other kids are starvin' in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it... eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it

Have some more chicken
Have some more pie
It doesn't matter
If it's boiled or fried

Just eat it, just eat it
Just eat it, just eat it... Woo!

Your table manners are a crying shame
You're playing with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death
You'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it. Just eat it.

You better listen, better do as you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold
So eat it.

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it... eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it

Have some more yogurt
Have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
Don't you make me repeat it!

Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
If it's getting cold, reheat it

Have a big dinner. Have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back

Just eat it! Eat it!
Get yourself an egg and beat it!

Have some more chicken. Have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried

Just eat it! Eat it!
Don't you make me repeat it!

是這樣嗎？

有個26歲的人說
我看起來比他大三歲
早餐店阿姨也說
我比我哥看起來年紀大
這是怎麼一回事？

快樂的早餐小妹

從事服務業是我的第一次
二級產業跳到三級產業的我
還真是有點不習慣
雖然遇到心地善良的好老闆
卻多個有點討厭的同事阿姨
我只能說她很神經質
事事要求完美導致龜毛到不行
一開始先從包飯糰下手
經過一個多禮拜的磨鍊
現在飯糰已經賣相很好了
終於得到老闆的讚賞
不過包得速度還不夠快
以後還得學包鍋貼
很感謝老闆給我打工機會
我很熱愛這份工作
可以接觸形形色色的客人
另外
心算不夠快是我一大障礙
遇到客人買一大堆東西我就開始慌了
尤其是遇到尾數5的相加
我通常會加錯.....還被客人唸.....
在煎台也是一大挑戰
客人一直點，你就要一直煎
有時還會忘記放油，真的很糟糕
還好現在漸漸上軌道了
希望我更能得心應手

大四了

要大四了
雖然比同儕晚一年畢業，不過多享受一年學生生活也好
最快樂的是終於卸下社團與環保志工的擔子，升格為顧問
計畫大四的時間一定要好好利用
想要學開車和無蝦米輸入法、打工、看喜歡的課外讀物、與好友出遊
開車和無蝦米這兩個已經學好久
尤其從高中就開始學無蝦米，到現在已經忘了差不多，汗顏.....
沒有持續練習，真的沒辦法熟練
開車也是，還抓不到操控一輛車的「感覺」，上次還差點A到別人.....

一年前原本還有一個遠大的抱負，就是出國唸研究所
但是聽說不是有錢人的話，留學還得抵押房子，而且不一定拿得到學位
想想算了吧！賺錢實在！
不過話說回來，我也算半個失業人士
工作不好找啊！嫁人嗎？誰要娶我咧？
也許大四來考證照，或是準備高普考
總之，充實自己最重要

哪一種情況最糟糕？(Which is Worse? --中文版)

[Which is Worse?]這一篇好少人投票
是因為英文的關係嗎？
現在有中文版了，看會不會人氣高一點

哪一種情況最糟糕？
	當妳和新男友一起出去時，他遇到前女友；或是妳遇到前男友？
	笑得太用力牛奶從妳的鼻子噴出來；或是笑得太用力放了一個很臭的屁？
	約會時，義大利麵醬滴到妳的襯衫；或是不小心把汽水灑到妳約會對象的大腿上？
	在妳迷戀的對象前打噴嚏；或是當妳在接吻時在他的嘴裡咳嗽？
	與妳迷戀的對象玩雲霄飛車時嚇得屁滾尿流；或是在睡衣派對時，尿尿在睡袋裡？
	當妳穿無肩帶衣服時露出超級白的兩條線；或是完全沒有因太陽曬過的棕褐膚色？
	一個討厭的疣在妳的手指；或是妳的嘴裡有一個超大破洞(潰瘍)？
	妳的弟妹比妳更受歡迎；或是妳的弟妹比妳更聰明？
	不斷咬妳的指甲直到流血；或是除毛時不小心割了一道很深的傷口？
	跳舞前一天扭傷了腳踝；或是夏令營前一天扭傷了腳踝？
	你的牙套割傷了女孩的嘴唇；或是接吻時不小心咬到女孩的嘴唇？
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最討厭下標題

將近一個月沒有寫部落格了
忙社團、忙課業
一整個五月份每周末都有活動
不是社區服務，就是帶動中小學
加上報告和presentation一大堆
經常是社團開完會，馬上趕去小組討論
每天很晚睡覺也很晚洗澡
現在六月份開始忙期末考
這樣的生活雖然累，但是很充實
只有學生時代才有這樣的「福利」吧！
我會把這樣的生活牢記心中
出社會後可沒有這麼好囉！